Kickass Sky is falling

Kickass, the doorstop dog, is a friend of Henny Penny’s, otherwise known as Chicken Little, and she told him that this is the season of high tweeting which you can identify by sticking your head out the door in the morning and listening to the birds, or by keeping your head indoors and tuning in to MSNBC for the latest White House Dumpy-Trumpy tweets.

The bird tweeting will leave you uplifted and convinced that the sky is not falling but is in great shape and you are a Lucky Ducky to be part of it.  The White House tweets from Dumpy Trumpy, on the other hand, will convince you that the sky is indeed falling—may have already fallen, and to avoid being eaten by Foxy Woxy, you had better get the hell under cover!