Kickass smart phone

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper is not happy with the way his “smart phone” has attached itself to his life—“like a GD time-sucking leech,” is the way he sometimes puts it.  In an effort to regain some control, the keeper will be periodically leaving his phone out in the garage where it and the SUV can talk to each other.  In the meantime, the keeper will be using his time sensibly by going on Facebook or napping in front of the TV.