Kickass stable genius
Kickass, the doorstop dog, will ignore the obvious pun opportunities in the orange one calling himself a “stable genius,” and go immediately to recorded history when the last time a president said he was “not” something it was Nixon saying “I am not a crook.”
It is obvious to the keeper, in his accumulation of years, that it is no longer necessary for him to point out the boundless stupidity that surrounds us because so many others are doing it.`
He—the keeper, likes to think he has progressed beyond simply pointing and hissing, and has now entered the stage in life that encourages private ranting and vile language even when there is no one around to hear it. He adds that he is “not a kook,” and has the potential to become the “stable” hand who can deal successfully with the incredible daily accumulation of horse shit. There’s some “genius” there!