Kickass Sunday abortion

Kickass, the doorstop dog, would like to bark from every pulpit this Sunday morning with the message that if God had intended for sanctimonious men to decide the issue of abortion He would have attached the womb to their ever-eager penises.  That Kickass may be reaching the end of his rope in tolerating abject stupidity—Trump and elsewhere, may or may not be early signs of dementia.  On the other hand, he would point out that he was smart enough to stop chasing cars once he had caught one.