Kickass

Kickass the British are not coming

 

Kickass, the doorstop dog, is a bit weary of the keeper’s whining and whimpering over the state of things on the political scene, particularly as he—the keeper studies up a bit on mortality.  The result is the keeper’s desire to leave something to history beyond whining and whimpering, something perhaps in the style of Paul Revere who rode a horse through the night shouting, “The British are coming.  The British are coming,” and thus earned a respected place in history.  It would be Kickass’s suggestion that the keeper consider mounting one of the front porch rocking chairs and shouting, “The British are not coming and neither is anybody else so we gotta get money and the sleaze it has attracted out of politics to save our own asses.”

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