Kickass the enemy

Kickass the Doorstop Dog

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper, as a retired member of the main-stream press, is or was, according to Trump, an enemy of the American public, which gets the keeper’s competitive juices flowing and makes him want to become “Public Enemy No. 1.”  Such an identity, the keeper thinks, would be good for his ego, since he has never been “No. 1” at anything, unless you count the time he was among the suspects questioned about who tipped over the county-school outhouse one Halloween.  (Come on, Trump, you could make this happen.  Put Kellyanne on it.)

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