Kickass tip of the bullshit hat
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper has been working diligently on his New Year’s resolutions, but so far has been unable to come up with anything noteworthy, unless you consider it noteworthy to be less tolerant of stupidity.
Having spent his “productive” years as a truth-seeking journalist, the keeper is also resolving to reject fake news with the simple label of “BULLSHIT!” He wears a pin on his hat which says as much.
For those too stupid to recognize bullshit, he resolves to help them by pointing out the example of White House tweets, which violates the keeper’s main resolution to stay away from politics. Oh well, a tip of the hat to everyone!