Kickass to Sweden

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says he hopes it is fake news but on this Presidents Day there is a report that all spotted dogs will be deported to Sweden to join in what President Trump says is a nation-wide dog fight.

Meanwhile, the keeper reports that his old Norwegian Uncle Charlie, a sometimes fishing guide, kept a revolver in his tackle box to shoot hooked muskies.  Uncle Charlie also frequently carried the revolver when he wasn’t fishing, and when asked why, said, “You never know when you might run into a Swede.”

Kickass hopes he does not get deported, but if he does he is looking forward to lots of Swedish meatballs, and a chance to apologize for Uncle Charlie’s outrageous behavior.