Kickass too old to fish
Kickass, the doorstop dog, on South Padre near the Mexican border, has been applying for various jobs—as one of the 5000 new Border Patrol agents Trump wants, or as a worker on the great Trump wall, but in all instances has been turned away as being too old. So, the keeper goes fishing, and the other evening caught the cutest little Snook that was too small for eating but was really cute, which is an odd piscatorial assessment—cute as opposed to edible, that may mean the keeper is also getting too old to fish.