Kickass Tramp’s press chief

Kickass the Doorstop Dog

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper, having successfully avoided doing anything meaningful with his retirement for 25 years or so, has finally decided to make a cultural contribution by applying for the job of White House communications director.  (He will be putting me—Kickass, in charge of leaks, which is a brilliant decision since Tramp does not have a dog, and everyone knows that dogs are experts at leaking.)

As communications director, the keeper says beer and brats will be served at all press conferences, Kellyanne Conway will do a tap dance on the condiments table and a guy called Mooch will lead a lengthy reverential prayer.

Considering the duration of a Tramp communication director’s term, the keeper says he expects to be back home before Labor Day, at which time he will resume his hammock existence.




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