Kickass Trump shoots children
Kickass, the doorstop dog, using his exceptional dog powers (EDP) reports administration plans for Trump to shoot a number of immigrant children on 5th Ave. as a demonstration of how to solve the immigration problem while diverting attention away from the Mueller probe. He will be using an assault rifle provided by the NRA, and the event will be witnessed by congressional leaders McConnell and Ryan, both of whom commented on Trump’s extraordinary leadership qualities.
AG Sessions, meanwhile, got caught up in Biblical matters and mistakenly quoted from Proverbs: “The lip of truth shall be established forever: but a lying tongue is but for a moment.”
It is unknown at this point just how many immigrant children Trump will shoot, but he tweeted that it will be enough to impress his base, and will compare in dimensions to some recent school shootings. Meanwhile, some elderly citizens, like the keeper are about to conduct a march (limp) on Washington because they can stand only so much.