Kickass upside down White House

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper recently visited the White House and found everything just as everyone thought it to be—upside down.  (Some of you may recognize a replica of this at Wisconsin Dells.)

Oddly, on a cold Sunday afternoon, the keeper had the place all to himself.  It was a little eerie until he realized that it was better that way, considering the most recent White House occupants.

But then as he paused in the Oval Office, he heard a faint voice calling, “Help!  Help!” It turned out to be the White House Mouse caught under a huge pack of lies.  The keeper freed the mouse, which ran for the door while mouse-shouting, “SEE YOU IN ALABAMA!.”