Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper recently visited the White House and found everything just as everyone thought it to be—upside down. (Some of you may recognize a replica of this at Wisconsin Dells.)
Oddly, on a cold Sunday afternoon, the keeper had the place all to himself. It was a little eerie until he realized that it was better that way, considering the most recent White House occupants.
But then as he paused in the Oval Office, he heard a faint voice calling, “Help! Help!” It turned out to be the White House Mouse caught under a huge pack of lies. The keeper freed the mouse, which ran for the door while mouse-shouting, “SEE YOU IN ALABAMA!.”