Kickass Walker pothole competition

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the Walker Pothole competition, which recently received the Orange Idiot’s transportation plan endorsement, has energized the populace with claims to Personal Potholes (PPs) all over the state.

Pothole winners include those who have experienced blown tires, broken springs and Almighty condemnation for the bad words they said when they hit their Personal Pothole most recently, a circumstance familiar to the keeper after driving near Sauk-Prairie.

Incidentally, there will be no potholes on those roads leading to that Taiwanese Foxy Con casino down toward Illinois, which is not a great comfort to Personal Pothole Participants (PPPers) across most of the state.