Kickass watching dogs on TV

Kickass, the doorstop dog, is trying to find a way to watch old Lassie TV re-runs, but keeps running into shows with Rin-Tin-Tin who was always such a macho dog that Kickass just wished he could sneak in and pee on Rin-Tin-Tin’s tree.

Apparently some similar feelings came to the keeper Sunday as he watched 60-minutes because he used words that indicated he and many others were anxious to get out and mark their territory anew.

He—Kickass thought about reminding the keeper about that biological oddity that has copulating dogs stuck together after the act is consummated, but decided there would be no point in it after the 60 Minutes show.