Kickass Whisperer
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says that in his keeper’s discerning TV taste, instead of watching more inaugural drivel he watched a “Dog Whisperer” show that dealt with a big bully dog that attacked and nearly killed a smaller dog. The whisperer’s technique was to expose the bully dog to the victim dog through a glass door until it stopped gnashing and snarling, and then later to walk the two dogs together, BUT ALWAYS WITH THE BULLY DOG WEARING A MUZZLE SO IT COULD NOT BARK OR BITE. The keeper then switched back to the inauguration channel and muttered, “There’s gotta be a way……”