Kickass white house pet rescue
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says if the White House were a pet rescue facility there would be damn few adoptions, even with all the pitiful whining that goes on in the Administration cages.
Oh, somebody might try to adopt Kellyanne Conway if they wanted a bird that sings backwards, or even Bannon if they needed a guard for a big manure pile, or possibly even Trump himself if you wanted a Russian type hound to scare away all the pussycats.
With the orange one now in Paris, Kickass can only think of that old playground taunt: “I see London. I see France. I see Trumpy’s underpants!”