Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper, in his desperate efforts to downsize his “baby bump” for when the three grand-daughters-in-law no longer have theirs, reports a 16 pound weight lose and a couple of belt notches.
Not that he is impressed with himself, but the keeper has almost uncontrollable urges to buttonhole strangers on the street and say, “Hey, I just lost 16 pounds without having a baby. Feel how loose my pants are!”
However saying that and not being the President of the US, with lots of people around to say, “No, he didn’t say that.” could mean trouble. So the keeper will try to keep his mouth shut. But, damn, it is a challenge!