Kickass and new calendar

Kickass, the doorstop dog, endorses the keeper and Phyllis’s explanation for the prevailing summer-in-October: it obviously is the result of “Only I can fix it, Trump” redoing the calendar to eliminate Christmas as being overstaffed, symbolized by a jolly fat Democrat and costing enough to support a war with England.

The Trump calendar also transfers the trappings of Thanksgiving to Halloween which means that everyone is expected to go to grandma’s house and eat a pumpkin in honor of the color orange.

By executive calendar order to be issued on Dec. 7 the turkey will replace the eagle as the national symbol and any mention of anything else having occurred on Dec. 7 is to be stripped from all libraries and schools. Turkeys in their new respected national identify, will wear red hats with “MAGA” lettering, which stands for “My Ass Goes Anarchist.”

In the meantime, the keeper and Phyllis may pack a lunch and have a summer picnic somewhere out where the leaves are not yet turning in keeping with the MAGA calendar dictates.