Kickass and on wisconsin

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper and Phyllis’s post-election survival as they note that the sun came up and moved in its usual path over Wisconsin’s Capital dome, pausing briefly to shine on the state motto of “Forward,” and lighting up the new lyrics to the official state song:

On Wisconsin. On Wisconsin.

            Your vote is earning “WOWS!’

But when the migrants go

Who will milk our cows?

On Wisconsin. On Wisconsin.

Our migrants aren’t so bad.

We believe that’s true since some

Were grandpa’s mom and dad

On Wisconsin. On Wisconsin.

We are all in the big game

It’s country against city

And that’s a state shame.

“FORWARD!”