Kickass and ICE undercover

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper has returned from

his under-cover assignment at the ICE training center and will be back in his usual haunts as soon as the delousing medication kicks in, his self-image is restored to the point that he can look at himself in the mirror, and he is convinced that chemically depriving him of his manhood had been only an ad hoc measure.

The keeper was generally pursuing the question of how it is possible to recruit from our civilized midst muscular clods with the mindsets of bulls and the willingness to brutally take down elderly ladies who resemble their aunts and mothers?

The keeper missed the ICE class that claimed to justify separating children from their families but heard later that it had been rescheduled as “Successful child crating,” and there was a sign-up sheet.

The ICE graduation ceremony consisted solely of sitting through 15 repetitions of a video of the Jan. 6 insurrection at the Capital followed by a recorded rant from the POTUS which specified that Biden had plans to grope the Statue of Liberty.

The keeper’s recovery from being “ICED” is overseen by Phyllis who suggests no visitation until he removes his mask and agrees to wear his Vista West nametag.