Kickass and evicting crooks

Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in kicking off December by doing good: in this case by passing along thoughts on how to get a crook out of the House, and what to say about the judge’s wife when you are before that judge and charged with being the national crook.

Do not despair over the fact that the House of Representatives finds it nigh onto impossible to throw out a member so crooked he used campaign funds to Botox his brain. Such things take time: imagine how you would evict a crooked uncle who refuses to leave even after long- term use of your closet as a bathroom!

In the matter of insulting the presiding judge’s wife, as the National Orange Crook just did, imagine you doing that, and then speculate on just how deeply and for how long you would be thrown into the behavior-corrector!

Maybe a December restart is in order. The keeper will ask Phyllis who will likely tell him to turn off the TV and read a book.