Kickass and Mar-a-lago documents

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that among the documents confiscated at Mar-a-lago was one that began: “Four score and seven years ago,” and which had been labeled by Mar-a-lago occupants as nothing more than an old sports story having no current relevance.

Investigation reveals that the vast collection of classified documents at Mar-a-lago was a misguided response to the toilet-paper hoarding fever that inexplicably griped the country briefly prior to the Covid pandemic.