Kickass resists the Big End

Kickass, the doorstop dog, points out to the keeper that it is shortsighted, selfish and arrogant of him to look at old age as a positive that will spare him being around to witness just what kind of stupidity the human race uses to bring on the BIG END.

As a result, the keeper has decided that he is not leaving under any circumstances and plans to stick around until the BIG END, which he predicts may be set off by either a chain reaction from the “big lie” or a rogue FBI commandeering toilet paper distribution.

Also, life with Phyllis is just too much fun!