Kickass and the election sequel

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper is working to create a sequel to the incredibly successful hit show—“Wisconsin’s Coronavirus Comedy Election,” which was produced by Republican legislators and judges, and featured a cast of thousands offering up their lives in the absurd notion that freedom and equality matter.

It is the keeper’s hope that the national spotlight that shown so brightly on the unbelievable plot that made Wisconsin look like as culturally outrageous and socially stupid as a pre-Civil War plantation, that this spotlight will give equal attention to his sequel that has the working title of “Toilet Paper Trails.”

While he has not yet signed him up, the keeper is sure that Wisconsin Assembly Speaker Vos will agree to star as the lead Republican narcissist wearing his personal protective gear as he urges citizens to get out there in the coronavirus contamination and cast their votes.

He, the keeper, is also hoping to enlist State Senator Fitzgerald in his effort and tentatively plans a musical number in which Fitzgerald is buried up to his neck in rolls of hoarded toilet paper as he sings, “I Did It My Way!”